Orv Mulder's Sewing Machine Technical Services

Please be warned. I don’t say this lightly: I think he is senile. If he is not senile then he is dishonest. If you call him, be ready for a 20 minute monologue on how great he is. Know that when he says he will “look the machine over and give you a quote and if you don’t like it we walk away as friends with a handshake.” What he REALLY means is: He will meet you in a parking lot at a diner like some shady deal is going down, take your machine, not contact you for three weeks, start “working” on the machine without a quote, tell you he needs $250 to give the machine back and then try to make you sign an illegible note that you won’t sue him if the machine burns your house down. In hindsight I wonder if it would have been prudent to call a bomb-squad to see if he booby-trapped the machine or something. I’m not lying... when I met him in the same parking lot to get my machine back and drove away he was STILL yelling at me, calling me a cheat for not paying him (he admitted he didn’t do anything to the machine) and telling me the most awkward “go to hell” I think I’ve ever heard. ... I never did get my “handshake”